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By Maybelle Morgan For Mailonline. Sleepless nights, hectic schedules and minimal alone time: being a parent can take its toll on the romance in any relationship. But one mother has come up with a proposed solution to reawakening that essential element - and it's not spontaneity. In a video posted to YouTube, Australian vlogger Emily Wright, 31, explains to husbands the optimum time to approach their wives for sex, according to her own tutorial, 'Mum Code'. Scroll down for video. Australian YouTube, Emily Wright, 31, explains to clueless husbands the optimum time to approach their exhausted wives for sex, according to her tutorial, 'Mum Code'.
Using handdrawn graphs, Emily advises hapless men that several factors need to be taken into consideration before propositioning their exhausted partners.
In the hilarious video, Emily uses line graphs to indicate the best and worst times to ask for sex, based on factors such as the cleanliness of the house and how long the children have been asleep. The year-old mother starts the video by explaining to confused husbands: 'You have plenty of opportunity to have sex with your wife - you're just not paying attention to the mum code. The video blogger warns that repeated rejections are a case of husbands failing to pick up 'on the most simple, simple cues'. The year-old mother explains that the time period between 45 minutes and one hour and 15 minutes after the children have gone to sleep is optimum to proposition for sex.
She adds: 'You're just asking at inappropriate times. Emily presents her first hand-drawn line graph, which features the outcomes of 'no sex' and 'sex' - the chances of either increasing or decreasing depending on the time since the kids have been put to bed. Talking directly to the camera, the year-old jabs at the minute mark, indicating an increased opportunity to proposition for sex.
But following the time progression up to an hour and 15 minutes, Emily goes on to explain that after this point: 'I'm just going to fall asleep. Emily comically continues: 'That's the danger zone. If she's fallen asleep, please leave her alone; she's had a big day. You're at high risk of being stabbed or verbally abused. The next diagram that the Australian mother pulls out is titled: 'State of house. Indicating at the line graph Emily explains: 'If the house is messy, it's inappropriate to be asking for sex. When the house is spotless, you have a never-ending opportunity. However, the year-old goes on to name some conditions, adding: 'Also remember, if she cleaned the house it doesn't count because she's tired and she's cleaned the whole house herself.
With a hilarious turn, Emily speaks directly at the husbands: 'If you cleaned the whole house yourself it doesn't count, because you don't actually know how to clean the house, so the house isn't even clean.
The year-old next presents a diagram headed up: 'Weeks since she's visited the hairdresser. Emily continues: 'If it's been 4 to 5 to 6 weeks since she's visited the hairdresser, you have absolutely no chance. Pointing at a vertical incline, Emily gestures at an optimum window of time after a much-needed haircut: 'Here we have a massive confidence boost, where mum's feeling sexy. The vlogger curtly adds: 'You have approximately one week after visiting the hairdresser. Then [your success rate] will die back down. The final line graph sees the year-old mother explain in her tutorial that the amount of alcohol consumed is also an integral factor in achieving success.
She starts: 'If mum's had no wine, you don't have a lot of chance. Nodding with approval she gestures: 'But once we approach the wines mark Emily reiterates: 'So jump in there at wines. After the detailed diagrams and warnings of pinpoint time precision, Emily ironically states: 'So as you can see on the master chart it's very simple. Gesturing at the larger chart - a combination of all three graphs - Emily bluntly indicates: 'You can see this point here, where all three lines meet. This is your chance. She explains: 'So that's when, the kids have been asleep between 45 minutes and an hour and 15 minutes, the house is approaching getting spotless, we've got the wines and then obviously this pink line here is the hairdressing line.
She indicates at the point of convergence of all four lines, concluding: 'This is the moment here.
Approach then. She does want to have sex with you; just then.
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